What would I do in my situation?

At School, I am always being bullied. I tried to prank them but I got caught by the teacher and been put to the office. I also tried to go to the Guidance Office but they only said to just not mind them bit they're to much so punched them in the face and there's a teacher who was just standing by the corridor and saw me. I'm always the magnet of bad luck there was this one time It was our quiz when we were ping the papers I forgot to write my name so I got back my paper and wrote my name when I was going to p it my teacher said that late papers will not be accepted. Everyone laughed at me. I never had friends to comfort me seems like no one understands me